The Conversationalist

The Conversationalist is the Hero that started it all. He has the amazing ability to converse with any kind of water fowl at all; however, they are not obliged to listen. He was granted this power during an annual Accountant Society visit to the zoo which went horribly wrong. Details are still classified by the U.S Federal Government. His outfit is that of an accountant, with the exception of being sprayed with bear pheromones- a jolly and harmless prank- OH SHIT, A BEAR!