Professor Tweed was a scientist, who loved tweed. So he decided to make a super-suit, out of tweed. He spent years making the suit durable and weather-resistant. After that he spent a few minutes adding battery powered lasers and fairy lights to it. He later Joined The League of Extremely Uninteresting Heroes and, alongside his fellow companions, fights crime and saves the world.
Note: Professor Tweed is a parody of Iron Man.